Sunday, May 04, 2014

The Tragic Love Story of Steve Harper and Rob Ford



Well I think it's safe to say that those two bosom buddies Steve Harper and Rob Ford had a REALLY rotten week.

Once they had such big plans to impose total Con domination on the province of Ontario.

With the help of the other idiot stooge Tim Hudak...



But now it has all gone horribly wrong.

Steve is in disgrace for talking dirty to the Chief Justice. 

The association that represents lawyers in Canada is calling on Prime Minister Stephen Harper to acknowledge the chief justice of the Supreme Court has done nothing wrong.

Which won't help his sagging polls. 

Not when the Court is far more popular than he is, and his bestial behaviour can only make people wonder whether he's losing his mind.

Like the loser Tim Hudak...



And of course Robbie is in rehab for thirty days, after talking dirty on camera AND smoking crack. Because like his good buddy Steve, his behaviour reflects his character. 

While it’s only human to feel for a person in crisis, it is important to look at Rob Ford with clear eyes and understand who he is and why he acts the way he does. Not all of it can be explained by addiction, if that is indeed what he suffers from. The bullying and the lying, the sexism and the bigotry, are too persistent. His behaviour is a reflection of his character.

And that's BEFORE the sex tape is released.

So needless to say there will be no more fishing trips like the one the PMO tried to suppress.

And no more episodes of this hot hawt Con love story....



Which must be devastating for Steve, because he needs what's left of the Moron Nation to win seats in the Toronto area.

But now he can't reach out to them or their bubbah leader, lest he put a bullet in his Great War on Drugs.

I mean it's hard enough for him to explain what happened at his own house...



Where they had to call an ambulance to treat an underage drinker suffering from alcohol poisoning after a swim suit party.

Without making 24 Sussex Drive sound like the Ford Mansion Crack House.

Where they call 911 all the time eh?

Or without being forced to explain his close attachment to Robbie...



Which might make him look as hypocritical as the ghastly Fordzilla, who is in a fancy American rehab centre tonight.

After once calling for crack addicts to be JAILED...



Great eh? Con hypocrisy doesn't just sting, it BURNS.

But here's the good news. 

Stephen Harper is going to wear Rob Ford all the way to the next election, whether he likes it or not. We'll make sure of that.

Along with all the other scandals it should help smear him further, as he would smear the Chief Justice.

And convince even MORE Canadians that a Con is a Con is a Con.

That we REALLY need to clean house.

And that these two scumbags deserve each other...



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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You've failed to mention what's going to happen here in Ontario when hudak and his mob of law-breaking. "malignant-narcissistic" assholes get a majority after the June election. The libs have no chance of retaining even a minority government now after mcGuilty and his androgynous clone wynne have fucked Ontario like they have for so many years. She, by virtue of doing nothing to address the former criminal situation, is guilty by her omissions if not her commissions, Simon. She is dead meat in this next election and Horwath hasn't done a thing to inspire any confidence in the ONDP so, by stepford-type default, it will go to the CONS (as in convicts or confidence men). I will vote NDP with no hope of seeing anything but another shitty, neo-fascist, christo-fascist bunch of assholes take over from the other bunch of criminal assholes that are about to be kicked to the curb for their criminal enterprises here in Ontario. When the CONS take over, we will be wishing we had mcGuilty back because he will look like a fucking choir boy compared to what we are about to be forced to endure after June's "election". Jeebus help us!

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Anonymous said...

With Harper interfering in the Ontario election? That means Hudak will win. Harper also campaigned very hard for Ford's Mayoral win. Hudak is worse than useless. However, Harper can control Hudak to do his bidding. Those who refuse to be Harper's trained Seals, leave. Harper's team are, useless, spineless, gutless wonders.

Stalin, Hitler and Mussolini were all paranoid dictators, as Harper is. Harper's security bill has doubled, he sure must think a lot of himself. Stalin, Hitler and Mussolini all lied, deceived, thieved, were corrupt, used dirty politics, dirty tactics and cheated to win. Sounds all too familiar to me. They are the old faces of evil from yesteryear. Harper is the new face of evil, of today.

Harper's list of degenerates and fanatics, is as long as a football field. Some are in prison, others are on their way. Nor will we forget about Wright. He did aid, abet, cover-up and paid a Senators debt, who was stealing our tax dollars. The PMO also sanitized, Senators expense claims. The Royal Conservative Mounted Police, let Wright off his crimes. However, no surprise there. Harper can't afford for any of his toadies, to pay for their crimes. If they go down, Harper goes down.

The only way to stop Harper's evil intentions for Canada would be, to march on Ottawa and bodily throw Harper right off the planet.

Anonymous said...

Best dam blogger out there you make my day and keep me sane. Thank you

Simon said...

hi anon....I will get around to writing about the Ontario election once I recover from the shock of having such an unnecessary election thrust upon us. And after I have spend some time out on the water trying to clear my head. Like you, the thought of having the neanderthal Hudak running Ontario is an absolute nightmare.
But I am not as pessimistic as you are, because I don't think Hudak can get a majority, and I do see a way that this miserable exercise can be turned to our advantage. However, until I explain my reasons, you are free to compare me to the hopeless idealist who is always looking for a pony in a heap of manure... ;)

Simon said...

hi anon...As I just explained I don't think Hudak is going to win, and I certainly don't believe that Harper will be anything more than a liability, since he is so unpopular. But yes Harper is a swine, and I wouldn't mind marching to Ottawa and shaking my fist or waving a middle finger in his general direction. It certainly would feel good. ;)
But I'd rather stay right where I am, work harder than ever to get out the vote, and defeat him and his foul Cons in the next election. For unless the police help us, that is the only way to get rid of them...

Simon said...

hi anon 10:41...thank you for your kind words. You exaggerate but I am both humbled and appreciative. It's not easy to try to maintain a blog on a daily basis, especially when I must often write it on the run and when I am most exhausted. But if I can cheer up and encourage just one progressive like yourself, it's more than worth it. Thank you again...