Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Pope Benny Wants to Dig up the Gay Dead

As everyone knows Pope Benny "The Rat" Ratzinger spends all his time trying to ruin the lives of gay people.

But I had no idea the former Nazi is so obsessed with us he wants to dig up dead gay lovers.

"Newman repeatedly made it clear that he wanted to be buried next to his life-long partner, Ambrose St John. No one gave the Pope permission to defy Newman's wishes. The re-burial has only one aim in mind: to cover up Newman's homosexuality and to disavow his love for another man. It is an act of shameless dishonesty and personal betrayal by the gay-hating Catholic Church."

Which is spooky. Eh?

But leaves me with two obvious questions:

One.... will The Rat insist that HE be buried next to HIS boyfriend?

Shame on him.

And two..... BEFORE they bury Benny will somebody make sure to put a stake through his heart?

Because you can't be TOO careful....




















Never mind Der Vampire. It's the demons I'm worried about.

#%!!*&#%*!!

Can you IMAGINE what an infernal racket they would make flying out of his cavernous asshole?

Holey Moley. Pope Benny and his Katholik Church.

You know if I was Jesus ....and didn't want to lose even MORE street cred.

I'd dig a big hole.

And BURY the Vatican...

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